Monthly Archives: March 2014

RHOA S6E19 – Grandpas Gone Wild, NeNe meets “Patricia,” & NeNe called Peter A what???

I learned so many things in tonight’s episode: 1) Cheating in a monogamous relationship is wrong, but acceptable (courtesy of Apollo Nida), 2) Phaedra gives Apollo WAYYY too much credit when it comes to Kenya, 3) Peter has a twin sister named “Patricia, 4) Kandi doesn’t check NeNe’s panties, & 5) When Gregg has an issue with Peter, you KNOW it’s a problem!

Let me just point out a few highlights:

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Phaedra decided to throw a hissy fit, & leave hoping her “faithful” husband would immediately follow thereafter (yeah, that DIDN’T happen since Apollo felt Phaedra took it too far in terms of who he can & cannot associate with). As NeNe, Porsha, & Gregg tried to explain to Apollo that he should respect his wife’s wishes when it comes to Phaedra! “Your trust has been breached.”- words of wisdom from Gregg Leakes. As Apollo later attempted to make amends with his wife, Phaedra took the time to correct her husband’s pronunciation (uhhh, Phaedra, there’s FAR MORE to worry about than your man’s attempt to say the word, “jovial”). Lawrence went in for the jugular when he mentioned Brad & Angelina (which I both agree & disagree with). Lawrence went on to explain to Peter & Cynthia that Kenya & Apollo share crazy “Brad & Angelina” chemistry (ooh la la), & Kenya playfully dismissed those allegations as Miss Lawrence sashayed back to the hotel! “I got 99 problems but a d#%k ain’t one.” – Sorry, but this was the line of the night courtesy of Kenya Moore! When your husband is the one effing up, you target him NOT the woman (I get that Phaedra BELIEVES in her husband, BUT she needs to take her head outta Apollo’s a$$). BTW, Phaedra, you told Kenya that you nor Apollo are trying to be her friend, YET your man just shook hands with her earlier, & AGREED to be friends with her!!! #DoesPhaedraReallyKnowHerHusband

After all this “Brad & Angelina” craziness, Apollo decides to throw a little b-day party for his mother, oops I mean wife, Phaedra (who’s still beyond pissed at Kenya & Apollo’s actions). Miss Lawrence & Kenya decide to throw “subtle” shade towards Phaedra’s age (newsflash, why is age such a sensitive topic on this show, last time I checked EVERYONE EXCEPT PORSHA is close to or over 40 yrs old). Apollo’s birthday speech? – Is it me or was Apollo TRYING to think of something to say about his wife???

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Kenya saw an opportunity to get a little revenge after she was ganged up on during NeNe’s infamous “Pillow Talk” party, & just like the last one, this one DID NOT disappoint (although no punches were thrown). It all started off real playful then it got really real. Is it me or was I the ONLY one shocked when Porsha says she had sex with with a 40 year old & a 47 year old man, & that she prefers sex with OLDER men (is the girl looking for a “father figure???”). Then things got “turnt up” when NeNe called Porsha ignorant in regards to her views on age, & Peter took the time to school her as well. Then NeNe pointed out how pi$$ed off she was when Kandi insinuated she didn’t get her period anymore (oh no she didn’t). Real Talk, I really don’t think it was that big of a deal for NeNe to take things to the left. “It’s funny how NeNe can shut down the conversation when it’s directed at her.” – Kandi Burruss

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However, we learned 2 important things from NeNe: 1) NeNe is a young 40 something & 2) NeNe is capable of getting pregnant at her age (if she really wanted to). Todd comes to Kandi’s defense, saying that NeNe’s delivery is always jacked up. Of course, NeNe doesn’t take responsibility on how her approach is often times “rude & disrespectful.” To make a long story short they agree to disagree. Then things turns to the topic of cheating when Lawrence doesn’t consider one-night stands cheating. He admits that his ex lover cheated, & he saw nothing wrong with it. In other words, men are designed to cheat. Everyone voices their displeasure with the statement, EXCEPT Apollo. Apollo doesn’t want Phaedra to cheat, however if she does, he wants her to use a condom. The ladies & guys decide to part ways for the evening. Then once again, it was Kenya vs Phaedra! Phaedra then says how she wanted to “slap the dog s**t” out of Kenya, to which Kenya replies, “Oh well, that’s not going to happen,” and Phaedra replies with, “it could!” Porsha jumps in, telling Kenya that she doesn’t respect boundaries. To make a long story short, Kenya points out how Porsha doesn’t have Kordell(ia) anymore. “U don’t have him now………..he put ya ass out!” – Kenya Moore. Porsha, you could’ve just kept your mouth shut cause Kordell(ia) tossed your ass out like a disposable enema!!! Kenya mopped the floor with Porsha in that scene!

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Now, here comes the HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT – GRANDPAS GONE WILD: George Jefferson & James Evans gets into it!! NeNe was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT for checking Peter (so was Gregg) cause he is causing a lot of confusion, yet at the same time, Gregg should have gotten Peter together AT the event, NOT AFTER!! While Peter does behave like a b#%*h at times, Cynthia should have been the one to check Peter from the beginning & NONE of this would have happened, yet at the same time Cynthia should have spoken up & defended her husband! “Are you Peter or are you Patricia?” Peter is more of a housewife than Cynthia is (maybe next season they could switch places???) LOL.

“Am I the only SANE one in this room right now?”- Cynthia

“No, but you are the only WEAK one.”- Me

Cynthia you ABSOLUTELY dropped the ball in this episode! A woman disrespecting my man in front of me would NEVER happen. And that’s a check I promise you can cash. Real Talk, seems like RHOA has had 2 bitches on the show – Kordell(ia) & Peter (Patricia, Uncle Ben, Papa Smurf, etc…)

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Let’s kick things off with the breakfast between Miss Lawrence & Kenya gave us a recap of Porsha’s relationship with Kordell, & how Porsha’s only purpose in the marriage was a “trophy wife” (she just wasn’t much of a trophy, & defined their marriage as a “gift certificate”). Real talk, when Kenya said “you can take Porsha’s certificate & redeem it for one coloring book” was funny as hell (cause we all know Porsha’s not the “sharpest knife in the drawer”). Now on to the excursion to the cave tunnels!! Kandi, Todd, Kenya, Miss Lawrence, Peter & Cynthia are in one van, & Porsha, NeNe, Gregg, Phaedra, & Apollo are in another!real-housewives-of-atlanta-season-6-gallery-episode-618-05 (1)In Kandi’s van, the central topic is her pending nuptials to Todd. Let me just say, GOD BLESS TODD, I don’t know too many men who would stick around in a situation where the possible “mother-in-law” is so vindictive like Mama Joyce! Todd seems like a genuine guy who wants to bring the family together, but it’s impossible to do that when Mama Joyce is manipulating the relationship behind the scenes! Kandi seems afraid to address Mama Joyce head on (BTW, anytime Peter is the voice of reason concerning their relationship, you know it’s a REAL PROBLEM)!!! As Peter said, Todd’s patience will eventually run out if Kandi doesn’t intervene, & put her foot down with her mom. Real Talk, I really hope everything works out Kandi & Todd, & they find their “happily ever after.”

You know you want me Apollo!
You know you want me Apollo!

Everybody went into the cave tunnels, & Kenya wanted to get in the “fountain of youth” which she encouraged everyone to “take off their clothes.” “So Kenya Said She Found The Fountain Of Youth? Well Her Ass Shoulda Drank The Whole Thang,” was the best line from NeNe tonight. Of course, Phaedra was not about to let Apollo get in the water with Kenya (Phaedra would lay his a$$ out), & for a minute or two, it did seem like EVERYBODY was about to chicken out. Kenya, of course came ready with a yellow bathing suit (so did Phaedra), & needless to say, most of the couples (with the exception of NeNe & Gregg & Cynthia & Peter) did enjoy a swim in the cave tunnels. While Kenya was walking around in her bathing, Apollo was secretly drooling like a “dog in heat,” LMAO!!

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During the whole “Fertility scene,” I actually sympathized with Kenya cause she does seem to genuinely want to be a mother (I honestly hope things work out for her in that area). I liked the bonding moment between Cynthia, Kandi, Miss Lawrence (yess Gawd, honey), Kenya, & NeNe (who did a good job pretending to give a damn). Like Kandi said, “this is the Kenya that she prefers getting to know rather than the over-the-top twirling Kenya.” I really think these ladies opened up about their vulnerabilities (raising daughters, wanting to be “daddy’s girls,” & being loved those other than their parents). Is it me, or does Miss Lawrence feel right at home discussing fertility with the ladies???? I didn’t like how Porsha & Phaedra were dissing Kenya at the pool ( I wasn’t here for it)! Porsha had so much to say about Kenya (we get it, you can’t stand the woman), but you need to be worried about how you gonna pay for ALL OF THAT CREDIT CARD DEBT & THAT BIG A$$ HOUSE!! I know Phaedra wants to slap the piss out of Kenya, BUT there was no need to go on a “Let’s bash Kenya” fest with Porsha at the pool!! BTW, Porsha you talking a lot about spirits & Kenya intentions at the cave tunnels, BUT what the hell was you on when you said that the “Underground Railroad” was an ACTUAL TRAIN STATION with your “phone a friend” DUMBA$$???

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Okay, now it’s time for the … HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!  The fellas all wanted to get together & spoke “cigars” (Bravo wants us to think that, so I’m gonna flow with it). Peter, Todd, & Apollo start talking about Todd’s situation with Mama Joyce. He even describes how he wanted to have lunch with Mama Joyce just o clear the air once & for all, but she wasn’t interested. Side note, Mama Joyce, sit yo’ a$$ down somewhere, drink your Metamucil, go have sex, & leave Todd & Kandi THE HELL ALONE!! All of a sudden, Kenya & Miss Lawrence sashay over to guys to have a couple of drinks, & have a smoke or two. BTW, was I the only one that caught Kenya said “If anyone knows about sucking, it would be me????” Alright, I see you girl.

Somebody's about to get their ass beat!
Somebody’s about to get their ass beat!

Kenya was 100% wrong trying to setup Apollo, BUT Apollo is a grown a$$ man, all he had to do was (in Peter’s words), KEEP YOUR A$$ IN YOUR SEAT!! Todd volunteered to “chaperone” Apollo (newsflash, if Apollo was a REAL MAN, all he had to do was walk away to another table or LEAVE, no one should have to tell your MARRIED A$$ WHAT TO DO, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO)!!! Phaedra, I don’t blame you for being pissed, BUT you need to check Apollo BEFORE you check Kenya cause he’s your HUSBAND, & at the end of the day y’all are married & share 2 kids, & he’s 2 grown for this $hit!! Kenya, all I’m gonna say is, YOU KNOW YOU WAS WRONG!! Kenya knows damn well that Apollo wants her a$$, & she played him like a fiddle. I get you wanted an explanation from Apollo, & you kinda got homeboy to tell truth in a way (he admitted more than he would have had Phaedra been around)! However, all you had to do was sit with Phaedra one on one, or sit down with Apollo AND Phaedra!! The fact that Apollo got his a$$ up at all to walk over to the bar & talk to Kenya, told me ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT KENYA & APOLLO’S “SITUATION.”  Real talk, The sexual tension between Kenya & Apollo was thicker than a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich!!! Apollo needs leadership & guidance, that’s why he married his “mother figure” Phaedra (so I went there, but I had to, LOL)!

Next week, Grandpas Gone Wild, starring Peter & Gregg (& I can’t wait)!! Peter vs NeNe part 2, & Phaedra vs Kenya (with Apollo looking like a scared puppy, lol)!!